http://www.moerleinlagerhouse.com
Overall GrubGrade B+
The Breakdown:
Atmosphere: Grade A-: From an appearance standpoint, we haven’t been to many places as easy on the eyes as Morlein Lager House. The interior and exterior are both contemporary in décor with lots of dark wood accents and tasteful wall litter. Some of the walls are entirely made of glass, which provided a spectacular view of the Ohio River. Overall, you get the impression that you are dining somewhere a little more upscale than a traditional lager house. Tables spacing was appropriate and the background music was at an appropriate level to allow for dinner conversation. However, on our visit, which was on Valentine’s Day, Morlein Lager House was quite busy and very noisy. So we’re not sure if the noise level was due to the acoustics of the dining room or the volume of customers, but it became a little challenging to have a conversation with your dinner partner, which is kind of important on a day like Valentine’s Day.
High marks: Clean, upscale, breathtaking view
Low marks: Noisy
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Service: Grade A-: Our server, Sheena, was fantastic. She was slightly engaging and attentive without being oppressive. She also provided some decent recommendations regarding the menu. For the most part, we received exactly what we ordered. We did have a smidge of a wait for some of the food and drinks, but that may be less due to our server’s skills than the volume of patrons celebrating Valentine’s Day at Morlein Lager House.
High marks: Friendly, engaging service
Low marks: A little slow in some spot
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Food/Spirits: Grade B+: For drinks, Katina started with something called a Cherry Smash. It had a strong, tart cherry flavor but no real alcohol bite to it. But we don’t think the drink was weak, because you could feel the drink on your tongue – like the alcohol was gently molesting your tongue. You probably won’t see the phrase “gently molesting” anywhere else but on this blog. I opted for one of my favorite beers, the Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale. A strong start and a vanilla and oak finish are the primary characteristic of this beer, and the high ABV content makes it my prime choice if I want to get to my “destination” quickly. Two or three of those and you’re almost there, and once I figure out how to brew a version at home, I might come down with a spontaneous case of agoraphobia and never leave my house again. We snagged some soft pretzels for our appetizer. They were big and soft with not too much salt. The pretzels were served with a tasty (not spicy) beer cheese and a spicy brown mustard that had a nice kick to it. They were good, but the pretzels at Brazenhead and TGIFriday’s are both better. Katina ordered crab cakes for her entree. The cakes were served on field greens dressed with a vinaigrette. Katina found the crab cakes to be good with a nice balance between the crab meat and other ingredients. The crab cakes were served with mild white sauce and a sweet and spicy tomato relish which provided a nice contrast. I opted for the NY strip for my entree. The steak was served with cheddar potatoes and something called Angry Mac and Cheese. The steak was delicious and tender despite not being cooked to the correct temperature. I had ordered it medium well, but there was nary a trace of pink on the meat. The steak was still good, but would have been better if cooked the way I had requested. The Angry Mac and Cheese is not named correctly because there’s nothing angry about it. The was a minimal spiciness from the sausage, but the mac and cheese was fairly dry and in need of more cheese sauce. The cheddar potatoes, however, were the highlight of the meal. They were creamy and delicious, and I normally shy away from “mashed potato” dishes. Why, you ask? It’s a long story about my mom pulling a fast one one me with powdered mashed potatoes that were supposed to be from a restaurant…no need for details. I don’t trust mashed potatoes anymore. They usually sit right next to ham on my list of things I avoid eating. I’ll give you the full story sometime, but you’ll have to buy me a beer to get it.
High marks: Good drinks and good food, cheddar potatoes
Low marks: Mac and cheese not spicy enough, side dish (cheddar potatoes) was highlight of meal
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Value: Grade C+: The food was really good, but not mind-blowing spectacular. We dropped a fair amount of coin for dinner, and none of the food was the best we’ve had. We think about $20 lower on the bill would bump the value grade up to something respectable. We would recommend Morlein Lager House for a special occasion because of the scenery and upscale atmosphere, but for the casual drop by it’s a little too expensive for the caliber of food served.
High marks: Good food
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Autism Friendly Score: 3: Morlein Lager House has some gluten free options on their menu which might benefit parents of autistic children, and you can make reservations online. But the noise level and open scenery might be overwhelming for the sensory challenged kids, and the lack of an online children’s menu means you’d have to hope food off the grown-up menu would suffice. We recommend leaving the kiddos at home for this one.