Special Report: Crabbageddon (Bonefish Grill, part 2)

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On my first date with the woman who would become my wife, we didn’t eat crab. I knew I liked this girl, but I wasn’t about to drop crab money until I knew we were compatible. And, I knew she could eat. This was no “I’ll just have a salad” girl. So after a couple of months, we went to a restaurant and I watched Katina, this beautiful, feminine light of my life, completely ravage at least a pound of snow crab legs. It was actually a little scary, and I remember distinctly pieces of crab shell flying by my head as she cracked her crab legs. I had never had crab legs before, and eventually she got me to try them (boy was I missing out). I returned the favor be introducing Katina to lobster, and those of you who follow us know how she feels about lobster.

Bonefish Grill is one of our favorite seafood restaurants. It may not be the most expensive or the most swanky, but it’s up near the top on both of those lists. We’ve reviewed Bonefish Grill before, and our feelings toward the restaurant have not changed. The have the absolute best appetizer we’ve ever had – Bang Bang Shrimp. If you have never gone to Bonefish Grill, or you’ve been but not tried the Bang Bang Shrimp, then wake up because you’re missing it. The shrimp are the perfect size, and the sauce that they’re tossed in is to die for. So, of course on this most recent visit, we ordered the Bang Bang Shrimp. For drinks, I opted for a mojito followed by a beer, and Katina ordered some drink that was really strong and fruity, but I can’t remember the name of it (old age). The point is that Bonefish makes some mighty fine drinks, and they have really good sangria if you’re in to that kind of drink.

What brought us out to Bonefish Grill on this particular evening was crab legs. In the past, we’ve raved about Bonefish’s twin lobster tail dinner – it’s probably our favorite lobster dish ever (or it’s at least tied with Jeff Ruby’s). Bonefish cooks the tails to perfection, but the real draw in the butter (pun intended). Mixed with cream, Bonefish’s drawn butter is creamy and thick, so it sticks to the seafood and explodes in your mouth. So we figured Bonefish would use the same butter for the crab as they do for their lobster tails. We were right. For a limited time, Bonefish grill is offering up a pound of king crab legs pre-cracked, so all of us lazy folk can eat crab without all the work. The whole purpose of this post is that we are afraid some of you may not get to Bonefish and try the crab, and that would be a shame. The legs were cooked to perfection, and since they were already cracked for us, we were able to snag all of the tender meat – and there was a lot of it. In a moment of insanity, I subbed my standard sides with a cup of crab and corn chowder (note: more crab) and Bonefish’s new side, rice with lump crab meat. Note that there was yet more crab. Katina pretty much ordered the same thing, but elected for broccoli instead of the soup (I know…it confuses me, too). With the exceptions of our drinks, we pretty much had crab in or on everything. If you are a fan of crab, stop what you’re doing AND GET TO BONEFISH as soon as possible. It was perfect. Our first date in quite a while, and we were pretty much ready for the post festivity cigarette before we left the restaurant. I would like to mention that at one point, Katina poured her left over drawn butter on her crab and rice. On the surface, it was gross, but deep down I am peeved that I didn’t think of it first.

Crabbageddon wasn’t cheap. But I swear it was so close to heaven that I might of heard Jesus speak. Bonefish definitely wins the prize for the best promotion menu we’ve tried all year, and I need to reiterate that if you like crab, you have to get to Bonefish before it’s all gone. And don’t tell Katina, but I almost went back a few days later while she was a work. She’d kill me if I did, though. This was probably our last dining out experience until after the New Year, and what a way to go out. Check back near the end of 2014 (in a week or two) and check out our 2014 Best of the Best, where we’ll revisit some of the stellar establishments and dishes we got to experience in 2014. Cheers.

 

 

Report Card: Nick’s Fresh Seafood & Steaks

The very imaginatively named Nick's Restaurant

The very imaginatively named Nick’s Restaurant

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Overall GrubGrade B

 

The Breakdown:

 

Atmosphere: Grade C-: We decided to hit Nick’s Fresh Seafood & Steaks on our first night in Virginia Beach. We were pretty tapped out from the drive in, so we were not real happy when we realized we misjudged the distance Nick’s was from our hotel. It was quite a trek, and we were heartbroken when we arrived. From the outside, Nick’s looked a little on the dumpy side. Nick’s could have just as easily been a dry cleaner judging by the exterior of the place. Upon entering, there wasn’t much about the look of the place to put our minds at ease. Nick’s Fresh Seafood and Steaks looked more like a dive bar than a restaurant. There was enough crap on the tables and walls to be overwhelming, and it doesn’t look like the place has had a facelift since the Brady Bunch was still filming. There was no hostess, so it was seat yourself. Plus there were no menus on the table, so when I took it upon myself to grab a couple from a nearby bin, I was rudely told they were the wrong menus. Overall, off to a real bad start.

High marks: None

Low marks: Cluttered, old, outdated, dirty…the list goes on and on

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Service: Grade B-: Apparently, old Nick isn’t dropping a fortune in labor costs. There was only one server that we could see, and the place was pretty busy. Despite what appeared to be an overwhelming situation, our server did a really decent job handling all our needs. Our server was fairly attentive, but not really engaging at all. That, however, is probably less her fault than that of the Einstein that decided one server would be adequate to handle 20 or more tables. There were other employees milling around, but we have no idea what their function was. Our order was accurate, and although there was a bit of a wait for the food, the wait wasn’t anything we’d consider to be inappropriate.

High marks: Accurate and attentive

Low marks:   Frenzied and not engaging

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Food/Spirits: Grade B+: Had Nick’s Fresh Seafood and Steak not been a 20 minute pilgrimage from our hotel, I might have made the family turn around and go elsewhere (I can sometimes do that since I usually carry the wallet, but Katina doesn’t let me wield too much power too often). It turns out that fleeing would have been a mistake. Nick’s had some pretty good food. The hush puppies were well prepared and delicious, and our daughter, Morgan, would have been happy making her entire meal out of them. Morgan did decide to go with her traditional plain turkey sandwich, which must have tasted better than it looked because she scarfed it down. But it was just turkey and bread, so that would be pretty hard to screw up. Katina ordered the “all you can eat flounder.” The flounder was lightly battered and according to Katina, perfectly cooked. She thought it was delicious, and we both found the French fries to be really good (although not the absolute best we’ve had). I ordered the bacon cheeseburger, which was advertised on the menu as being the best in Virginia Beach. I believe it. It was a really simple burger that was absolutely perfectly cooked with just the right amount of bacon.

High marks: Good flounder, fries, cheeseburger, and hush puppies      

Low marks: Entrees were overly simplified

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Value: Grade A-: We’ve got to hand it to Nick’s. Most of those who will visit this restaurant will be on vacation and probably working with a budget. Nick’s will be a good choice for you. Despite the poor start, Nick’s Fresh Seafood and Steaks turned it around with good food, generous portions (“all you can eat flounder” for Pete’s sake), and a completely reasonable price. We feasted for a mere $53, and we didn’t even order the least expensive dishes on the menu.

High marks: Portion size, quality, price

Low marks: Tidy up the appearance and increase staffing, and it could be an A+ next time

 

 

 

Report Card: 89 Fish & Grill

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http://89fish.com/

Overall GrubGrade A-

 

The Breakdown:

 

Atmosphere:  Grade B+:  We visited 89 Fish & Grill on a Saturday evening.  The restaurant is nice looking on both the outside and the inside.  The décor is quite contemporary, with dark wood and big windows dominating the front of the building.  The tables were nicely spaced, and 89 Fish & Grill was so clean we could have dined on the floor.  The place was very busy, so it was a little noisy inside, which made it a little hard to hear our server.  Other than that small ding, the atmosphere at 89 Fish & Grill was awesome.

High marks:  Contemporary décor, clean

Low marks:   Noisy

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Service:  Grade A:   Our server, Adrian, was phenomenal.  This is why we are usually very harsh when we grade this category…we want to truly reward those servers who go above and beyond.  Adrian did just that.  Not only did he give us prompt, accurate service, but he also made some really nice recommendations on how to tweak our dishes.  Plus, he gave me a definition and his honest opinion of the crustacean foam that was part of my dish.  The courses were paced perfectly, giving us some time to enjoy some conversation (despite the background roar).  The only negative with the service was that due to the noise, we had a lot of difficulty hearing Adrian when he asked us questions or explained something.  We’re not sure if he’s a “low-talker” or if it was just too noisy.

High marks:   Great recommendations and honest opinion, accurate service

Low marks:   Hard to hear server

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Food/Spirits:  Grade A:   We started off with the calamari.  It was lightly breaded, which was nice, but we found it a little too salty.  In addition, due to the dim lighting it was difficult to discern the calamari from the banana peppers.  Overall, it was good, but just nowhere near the best we’ve had.  For drinks, Katina started with the Alpine Lemonade and finished with the Warehouse Old Fashioned.  Katina really enjoyed the Alpine Lemonade…it was very smooth and went down nice and easy.  That was not the case with the Warehouse Old Fashioned, which was all alcohol.  Katina found it a little hard to choke down.  I settled on beer for the evening.  On the menu was the Left Hand Milk Stout, which was dark and thick like a Guinness, but went down a little smoother.  It was a very nice beer and complimented my entrée selection perfectly.  Speaking of entrees, Katina ordered the Crab Crusted Tilapia and I settled on the Bacon Wrapped Monk Fish.  Both selections were cooked to perfection.  Katina paired hers with the truffle risotto and I paired mine with the pea and parmesan risotto.  Both risottos were so tasty that we could have just dined on mounds of both.  My dish came with a whipped concoction called “crustacean foam”  that I could have done without, but otherwise all of the food presented for our entrees was magnificent.

High marks:  Amazing, perfectly cooked fish, unbelievable risotto           

Low marks:  Salty calamari, weird “crustacean foam”

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Value:  Grade A-:  We drained 4 drinks and had some primo seafood.  Our total was just slightly north of $100, but the quality of food was well worth it.  We were actually expecting $20-$30 more on the bill, so we were pleasantly surprised.  We highly recommend you stop by 89 Fish & Grill.  You’ll be impressed.

High marks:   High quality food and drinks at a reasonable price

Low marks:   Not for those on a real tight budget

Report Card: Captain Tom’s Seafood

One of the yummy seafood platters available at Captain Tom's

One of the yummy seafood platters available at Captain Tom’s

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Overall GrubGrade B+

 

The Breakdown:

Atmosphere:  Grade B:  It is kind of difficult to describe Captain Tom’s Seafood.  From the outside, it looks nothing like a seafood restaurant, but on the inside it definitely looks like a seafood restaurant.  The exterior of Captain Tom’s Seafood is pretty nondescript.  The inside has some appropriate seafood-type decorations.  There is a lot of space in Captain Tom’s, which allows for generous spacing between tables.  Captain Tom’s stays pretty busy, so it’s a good thing there lots of space for lots of tables.  We’re not sure if Captain Tom’s stays busy because of the quality of food or because of lack of options, but it’s probably a combination of both.

High marks:  Lots of space

Low marks:   Generic exterior

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Service:  Grade B:  Captain Tom’s Seafood is not an upscale seafood restaurant.  As such, we really do not have high expectations for the service.  At Captain Tom’s, we really just expect someone to bring out our food when it’s done and keep our drinks topped off, which describes the level of service at Captain Tom’s pretty accurately.  Here’s a tip from us to you – it you have to take your check up to the cashier after you eat yourself, then you shouldn’t have high expectations for your service (i.e. Bob Evans).  That being said, our servers at Captain Tom’s did indeed bring out our food and keep our drinks topped off, hence the grade of “B.”

High marks:  Solid service

Low marks:   Not much effort involved with service

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Food/Spirits:  Grade B+:  We have family that live in the Martinsville, Va area, so Captain Tom’s Seafood has kind of become a tradition in our family.  We usually visit once each time we go see our relatives.  The nice thing about Captain Tom’s is the seafood is really good, the hush puppies are excellent, and you get so much food it kind of takes your breath away.  We always get combination platters with different types of fish, shrimp, etc.  We consistently find the food to be well prepared and tasty.  Hush puppies are savory and lightly breaded, popcorn shrimp is breaded nicely and has a nice pop to it when you bite into them, and the fish is always perfectly seasoned and breaded, with light, flaky fillets.  The food is brought piled high in baskets, and you’d be lucky to finish everything they put in front of you.  The fries and slaw provided as sides aren’t going to rock your world, but who cares?  You probably aren’t going to be able to eat it anyway.

High marks:  Really good food, and a ton of it    

Low marks:  You’re going to have to scrap the diet for the day

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Value:  Grade A:  Obviously, with the quality of food and the massive portion size, it’s not hard to see why Captain Tom’s Seafood gets an “A” for value.  If, for some ungodly reason, you have the occasion to visit Martinsville, Va, you should really stop by Captain Tom’s Seafood for some great grub.  It might be the best option you’ve got.

High marks:   Huge portions, excellent food

Low marks:  Seafood leftovers do not microwave well

Report Card: Mitchell’s Fish Market

The dining area at Mitchell's Fish Market

The dining area at Mitchell’s Fish Market

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*note: a change in ownership has led to a change in the name of this restaurant

http://www.columbusfishmarket.com/

Overall GrubGrade B+

 

The Breakdown:

Atmosphere:  Grade A:  A change in ownership has not had a negative impact on the atmosphere at Mitchell’s Fish Market (formerly Columbus Fish Market).  Mitchell’s Fish Market has a nice, upscale seafood restaurant vibe going for it.  The décor is suitably nautical, and the tables and dining area were extremely clean.  Tables are well spaced, and the dining room was ultra-quiet.  You might even forget there are other diners among you – make sure you behave yourself.

High marks:  Clean, quiet, nice décor, good table spacing

Low marks:   Not really any different than any other upscale seafood restaurant

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Service:  Grade A-:  This was not our first visit to the Fish Market, but it is the first time we’ve been there since the change in ownership and name.  Historically, we have always received good service.  This occasion was no different.  Our server was Melissa, and she did a very nice job taking care of us.  Service was a little slow at the onset, but once our first drinks and appetizer arrived, the pace seemed to pick up a bit.  All dishes were delivered as ordered, and drinks were refilled in a timely fashion.  While there was nothing extraordinary about the service, Melissa certainly performed her duties admirably.  We’d love to have her as our server again.

High marks:  No mistakes, minimal wait once meal got started

Low marks:   Slow service initially

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Food/Spirits:  Grade B:  We started our seafood odyssey with some BBQ shrimp as an appetizer.  We could best describe it as ho-hum, but we weren’t really expecting a whole lot from it when we ordered it.  For beverages, Katina started with the Moscato White Sangria, which she really liked.  It was sweet and fruity, which you would expect from a drink using moscato as a base (gotta love those dessert wines).  She ordered a crushed Blackberry Margarita for her second drink, which she thought was good, but not excellent.  Katina didn’t really feel like it tasted like a margarita.  I was just happy I didn’t have to get a wheelbarrow to wheel her out of the restaurant.  I ordered an Orange Citrus Mojito, which I found unimpressive.  So, I finished the meal with a couple bottles of Guinness.  It’s nice to have a good, quality backup drink.  Mitchell’s Fish Market was having a special on lobster tails, which Katina jumped on, of course.  The special included a salad, the lobster tails, and a dessert for $29.99.  She started with a caesar salad, which was fairly ordinary.  The twin tails were pretty good, but paled in comparison to the ones you usually get with the twin lobster tail dinner at Bonefish Grill.  For her dessert, she received some strawberry shortcake — nothing out of the ordinary with the dessert.  I started with the clam chowder, which is a staple starter for me.  The clam chowder was pretty good, possibly some of the best I’ve ever had.  For my entrée, I ordered the Rockfish, which is a fish I’ve never tried before.  The rockfish was very good.  I found it flavorful, lite and flaky.  I was impressed, and I’ll be looking for rockfish at other seafood restaurants we visit.

High marks:   Rockfish was excellent, Moscato White Sangria very tasty

Low marks:   Average lobster tails, unexciting salad

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Value:  Grade B:  As we mentioned before, Mitchell’s Fish Market is not Long John Silver’s.  If you go, you’re going to drop a few dimes.  Dinner for two with appetizer, drinks and dessert is going to cost you north of $100.  The food is really good, but we’ve had better for less money.  It should be noted that the twin lobster tail three course meal was an exceptional value.  If it is still being offered, it’d be a good choice if you like lobster.  If you don’t like lobster, why haven’t you jumped off a cliff yet?   I don’t think I could hack a lobster-free existence.  Mitchell’s Fish Market may not be a place you visit frequently, but stopping by every now and then is highly recommended.

High marks:   Twin lobster tail dinner a great value

Low marks:   Can get similar or better quality seafood for a lower price at other establishments

Report Card: Mr. Fish

Mr. Fish

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http://mrfish.com/

Overall GrubGrade C+

 

The Breakdown:

Atmosphere:  Grade B:  Well, if you look up the word debacle in the dictionary, there just might be a picture of the restaurant known as Mr. Fish.  We visited as a second option (there was an hour long wait to give your name for the wait list, which was probably at least an hour long at our first option).  From the outside, Mr. Fish kind of resembled a warehouse, but we don’t prejudge, right?  Inside, we’re not sure if you could call the decor nautical.  Usually seafood shops like this one will have some oil paintings of oceans scenes or boats, and maybe a spyglass mounted on the wall next to a couple of large fish.  Again, not real sure what theme you’d call the décor at Mr. Fish, but nautical might be stretching it.  Otherwise, the interior was huge and clean, and tables were spaced widely apart, which was good since every one of them was full when we arrived.

High marks:  Large, clean, well-spaced tables

Low marks:   Confusing décor

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Service:  Grade C+:   You all know that we’re pretty picky with respect to service.  Lots of restaurants drop a letter grade because of a perceived fault in this category.  The service at Mr. Fish started bad, and then proceeded to get worse.  If you’re going to be successful in a tourist town like Myrtle Beach, your hostess or host should at least know how to run a semi-accurate wait.  We were told a half hour wair upon arrival, and after 1 hour and 15 minutes we were shown to a table.  No apologies offered for the delay.  With two hungry kids in tow, an inaccurate wait time is inexcusable.  Our server’s name was Lindsay, and it was a dude.  I’m sure the fact that he was a dude named Lindsay just added to a frustrating evening of being super busy with an inaccurate kitchen, but Lindsay had a bit of an attitude (but I really don’t think it was directed at us).  The wait for our first drinks was two days short of forever.  Once drinks did arrive, we should have paced ourselves, because it was quite a while before our server arrived again to take our order.  The food took an eternity, and my beard had a hell of a lot more gray in it when I left than when I arrived.  All in all, this was very close to an utter disaster.  We did give credit because our server did make an effort to correct the mistakes made with our order, and we do appreciate that.

High marks:  Mistakes corrected in a somewhat timely fashion

Low marks:  Ummm—everything else!

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Food/Spirits:  Grade C+:  Because of the delay with our seating, we had to get something in our kids quickly before the rioting started, so we asked for a basket of hush puppies to start out.  Our daughter usually digs hush puppies, but these did not impress her–nor Katina or me, for that matter.  The hush puppies weren’t terrible, they just weren’t anything special, either.  By this time, Katina and I both needed a drink.  She ordered a cocktail called “Tasty Tentacle” and I ordered a beer called New South White Ale.  Unfortunately, the drinks were the highlight of the meal.  Our daughter ordered the Asian stir fry (at a seafood restaurant?) and our son sat and stared at some chicken tenders.  Neither entrée is really worthy of comment.  Katina and I both ordered seafood combos for our entrees.  Hers included flounder, tilapia, and crab balls (think miniature crab cakes) and mine consisted of shrimp, haddock, and calamari.  I think Katina got the better deal.  While her food did not knock her socks off, it was average, and she found the crab balls tasty.  My combo, on the other hand, initially came out cold (probably because it sat for an hour while the other food cooked.  The calamari was too thick and rubbery, the shrimp were bland, but the haddock was a decent piece of fish.  On the second attempt at it, my food came out nice and warm with huge pieces of haddock, but the other selections were still flawed.  I actually wished we’d have waited the two hours at the other place.

High marks:   Drinks, crab balls, and haddock all pretty good

Low marks:   Rest of offering below what we’d expect from a restaurant located near the OCEAN!

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Value:  Grade C-:  Honestly, if you are a seafood restaurant on the coast and cannot impress some average food critics from Ohio (go Bucks!), then you have a lot of work to do.  Maybe it was a bad night because they were so busy and a return visit would yield different results.  We’ll never know, since we have absolutely no plans on revisiting.  After tip, we spent a little over $100 for mediocre (that might be generous) seafood.  We got much better food and service at Margaritas and spent half of that.  We advise you to sail past this one.

High marks:   They didn’t lock us in, so at least we were able to escape

Low marks:  Way too expensive for level of service and quality of food.  Long John Silver’s is a better option.

Report Card: Bonefish Grill

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www.bonefishgrill.com

Overall Grade B+

The Breakdown:

Atmosphere:  Grade A:  We hit Bonefish Grill at around 4:00pm on a Friday.  We actually arrived at a good time, since we did not have to wait for a table nor was the restaurant packed (I’m sure that changed once we left).  As always, Bonefish Grill provided a really nice atmosphere.  The restaurant was clean and noise level was at a minimum, but that’s nothing new.  We’ve always had a pleasant experience when we’ve visited Bonefish Grill.

High marks:  Clean and quiet

Low marks:  Décor is pretty standard – no real “wow” factor

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Service:  Grade B:  The service at Bonefish Grill is consistently really good.  Our server, Heidee, made sure that we had drinks when we needed them and that the meal proceeded with no delays.  Food arrived promptly, but that is probably also due to how few people were eating at the same time as us.  But, as previously stated, service at Bonefish is always really good, and we’ve been there a lot.  Bonefish Grill received a B for service primarily because the service on this particular day was a good as usual, but nothing about it really made this visit any more memorable than any of the dozen other times we’ve eaten there.

High marks:  Good service, minimal wait for drinks and food

Low marks:  Nothing spectacular about service

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Food/Spirits:  Grade B:  If you go to Bonefish Grill and do not order Bang Bang Shrimp as your appetizer, someone should sew your mouth shut.  This is simply the one of the BEST appetizers we’ve ever had (Columbus Brewing Company’s calamari is up there as well).  So of course we started with the Bang Bang Shrimp.  Once again, it was amazing.  The only negative is that you can’t order it by the bucket.  If that were possible, you’d find me at Bonefish nightly with a bib and an empty bucket at my feet – with only the telltale presence of Bang Bang sauce on my face to give me away.  For drinks, Katina had the red sangria and I ordered the massive Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale.  The sangria at Bonefish has really improved over the last couple of years and now is on par with the Bonefish on Franz Road.  The beer was awesome, as expected.  I could actually feel my chest sprouting more hair – definitely a man’s beer.  Here’s where things get good, and a little bad.  If you’ve read our Honor Roll, you know that we gave Bonefish Grill top honors for a seafood restaurant.  This was primarily due to the strength of their twin lobster tail dinner.  This is the place you need to visit if you like lobster.  The secret is the drawn butter they give you for dipping your lobster.  I’m not sure if they put heavy cream in it or crack cocaine, but it’s instantly addictive.  On this visit, Bonefish was running a special that allowed you to add a lobster tail to any entrée for $7.90 – good deal, right.  Bet you can guess what we did…we ordered the twin lobster tail dinner and indeed we did add a third tail.  We almost single handedly put lobster on the endangered species list.  This was going to be as close to heaven as one could expect, right.  Wrong.  While the lobster tails were still tasty, they were nowhere near the same quality as the lobster we received on our previous visits.  It was a little disappointing, but we got 3 lobster tails for less than $40, so we should probably not complain.

High marks:  Excellent appetizer and drinks

Low marks:  Lobster not on par with usual offering

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Value:  Grade A:  The meal was still delicious, and you would think we were off our rockers if we gave Bonefish Grill anything less than an “A.”  You did read the previous paragraph, right.  Remember the 3 lobster tails….good.  Enough said.

High marks:  Once again, 3 lobster tails

Low marks:  None

Report Card: Mitchell’s Ocean Club

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www.mitchellsoceanclub.com

Overall Grade B+

The Breakdown:

Atmosphere:  Grade A-:  As you walk toward the open, double doors guarding the entrance to Mitchell’s Ocean Club, you can’t help but be impressed by modern décor.  Don’t turn you head to the left!  Oops, too late.  Well, you just forget the giant plywood square announcing the coming renovations.  Just pretend you didn’t see it.  In all fairness, Mitchell’s Ocean Club is an upscale seafood restaurant, and the décors back that up — usually.  Tables are nicely appointed, and the menus are finished in finer leather than my car’s upholstery.  The Ocean Club would get and A for atmosphere instead of an A- if it weren’t for those pesky renovations.  Maybe on our next visit, we can bump up their grade.  Noise is at a minimum, and the hostess has enough common sense not to sit you on top of the other customers if the dining room isn’t crowded.

High marks:  Pretty much everything

Low marks:  Ongoing renovations are a blemish on an otherwise perfect setting

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Service:  Grade A-:  Our server was knowledgeable, and not pushy.  I love it when a server lets the customer control the conversation.  We weren’t bludgeoned with detailed descriptions of specials in which we obviously had no interest.  Drinks, appetizers, soup/salad, and main course were all appropriately spaced, and there was little wait between each.  It is hard to get an A or A+ in this category, because our expectations of a great server are extremely high.  An A- in this category is extremely solid.

High marks:  Knowledgeable server, good spacing between courses

Low marks:  No “wow” factor, but good service nonetheless.

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Food/Spirits:  Grade A-:  We’ll go in order of occurrence.  Katina ordered the “Berries and Bubbles” which looked as interesting as it tasted, thanks to a strategically placed piece of dry ice. It bubbled and smoked like something out of a 1950’s horror film.   I ordered the “Pineapple Saffron” which tasted fine but didn’t knock my socks off.  The best part of that drink was the pineapple wedge that came with it.  I switched to Guiness for my second drink (no “lush” comments, please).  Katina fell madly in love with the complementary pretzel bread.  It was quite delicious.  We ordered the calamari for our appetizer, which was well prepared but a little devoid of sauce, which kind of defeated the purpose of ordering it in the first place.  Katina ordered the French onion soup and I the lobster bisque.  Both soups were delicious, but neither were the best we’ve had (Katina kind of has a thing for French onion soup, by the way).  Katina had crab cakes for her entrée, and I had blackened snapper.  Both entrees were very well prepared.  The jalapeno corn tartar that accompanied the snapper lent a very nice kick to the dish.  Portion size was adequate for both dishes and probably could have been slightly larger considering the price.

High marks:  Well prepared entrees, good mixed drinks

Low marks:  Soups lacked “wow” factor

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Value: Grade C+:  As previously mentioned, we found the portion size on the entrees to be adequate.  When you account for the price of each dish,  that drives our value grade down to a C+.  That should not be an indicator of the quality or flavor of any of the dishes.  In most cases, you get exactly what you pay for…and in the case of Mitchell’s Ocean Club, you’re paying for premium seafood and steaks.  It shouldn’t be cheap.  You will thoroughly enjoy your trip to Mitchell’s Ocean Club, especially if you’re a seafood fan.

High marks:  High quality food for a premium price

Low marks:  Portion size should lean more to the generous side for the price